Today...
I(ivan ah. very confusing in this blog cos have to scroll downnnnnnnnnn to see who post one) HAVE BECOME A PIGEON KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!
well, i dunno if it died la..
is all began with my mum asking me to send my little sister to tuition....
*flashback*
(p.s, my sister's tuition hafta go past ailyn's lorong there wan ah..)
(drawings are(partially meant to be) messy, and i (partially) apologize.)
i had already sent my sister to tuition, and was making my way back home,
when i saw a pigeon fly onto the road in front of me.
so dumb oh =.=
it was looking AWAY from me.
that's the exact drawing i drew on msn messenger to show jeremy koh xD
except for the arrows and the text..
but yeah the pigeon was looking away from me..
i thought
"ceh sure fly away wan lah"
so i didn't stop, just slowed(slew?) down..
and then the birdy dissapeared behind(or in front of, depending on perspective) me bumper,
and for a moment i thought "see fly edi bah"
and then i heard
*tok*
*piak*
*piak*
and then i looked in the mirror..........
and saw a mess of feathers!
for a nanosecond it was funny, until i saw the pigeon fidgeting there!
ARGH!!!
but from the sound,
i don't think it was it's body that went under the wheel...
(it would've been a "pop")
most likely it's wing...
i just hope it wasn't it's head o.O
*cries*
and then i drove home at 90km/h on average(till me oso omos kena ran over), and told my mum and sister....
the worst part is,
the worst part is,
I GOTTA GO FETCH MY SISTER HOME AT 6!!!
i'll let y'all know how it goes.
i bet tanya will gasp xD
3 comments:
how did u get ur license with this type of driving huh????hehehehe.....makan suap ah???....dont worry about the bird..u will meet it in heaven...that time u gotta give a full xplanation to it....:)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ya lo.
Ivan: I'm sorry pigeon, for killing you...!
Pigeon: It's alright. I forgive You! Wanna go eat a cloud and praise Jesus?
Ivan: OKAY!
i like sugar and whipped cream with my clouds =D
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